Things you should never say to a woman
24-01-2009, 10:19
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
Along with " Yes", in answer to -
"Does this make my bum look big?"
"Does this make me look fat?"
"You don't find me attractive any more, do you?"
"You've never liked my mother/best friend/sister/etc, have you?"
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24-01-2009, 10:23
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
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Originally Posted by foreverwar
Along with " Yes", in answer to -
"Does this make my bum look big?"
"Does this make me look fat?" |
"No.....that's the chocolate doing that....."
Is also not a good answer to either of those questions.
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24-01-2009, 10:24
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
I've opened a joint account
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26-01-2009, 19:20
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
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Originally Posted by foreverwar
Along with "Yes", in answer to -
"Does this make my bum look big?"
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"Everything you wear makes your bum look big" really depresses them.
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26-01-2009, 19:22
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
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Originally Posted by papa smurf
I've opened a joint account |
You have a special account for joints? 
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26-01-2009, 19:27
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
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Its when he does a 3 skin instead of one lol
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26-01-2009, 20:12
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
Your pillow needs a wash
Or
Theres a huge spider on the ceiling.
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26-01-2009, 20:36
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Do you always fake it or is it just me?
Is that spinach on your teeth or do you have an oral hygine problem?
Whats that smell?
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26-01-2009, 22:34
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
We need to curb our expenses... can you make-do with the pairs of shoes you've already got? 
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26-01-2009, 22:49
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
...Don't use the credit card today.
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26-01-2009, 23:07
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
I swear that's never happened before (we know it has )
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26-01-2009, 23:10
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
"Best thing about being a guy is we get freedom of choice when it comes to facial hair"?
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27-01-2009, 00:06
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
"Are you sure you don't want diet coke?"
Trust me, this is bad if you are with one woman. I dropped that particular clanger while in the presence of two..
---------- Post added at 00:06 ---------- Previous post was yesterday at 23:25 ----------
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I swear that's never happened before (we know it has ) |
Reminds me of a line from friends. At the time, ross and rachel had just split up and rachel said to ross
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Just so you know, it's not common, it doesn't happen to every man and it is a big deal!
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27-01-2009, 03:15
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Re: Things you should never say to a woman
Well your sister does it
It never happens when i'm alone so it must be your fault
No
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