Haircut

[greencreeper]

Who's your barber and what's your relationship like? Or do you just go to any barber? I know some of you just use Mr Sheen

I see George. Bit overweight and balding. Big footy fan. It's a very male environment, frequented by chavs and working class types. I tend to feel threatened. There's:

• George himself - very good
• Cheeky Chappy - also very good
• New Age Lesbian - probably straight but has the appearance of not being. Also very good
• Olga - last job was in a Russian women's gulag. Bit brutal. Says little - just cuts. Large breasts so the teenage lads quite like her

The barber I use is well known locally (Salford). The last time I was in there some local villian paid him with Viagra. You could say that the rolls had reversed because the barber got something for his weak-end instead.

[Mr_love_monkey]

I can't say I have a relationship with mine - there's one round the corner that I use, don't have a preference as to who cuts it there.

All I want is a hair cut - I don't want small talk, talk about 'the match', or to hear what they did on their holiday. I want my hair cut, and10 minutes peace and quiet


Why yes, I _am_ a miserable bugger

[Druchii]

I cut my own hair. It's easy, and always comes out 0.9cm in length.

[bopdude]

Originally Posted by Druchii

I cut my own hair. It's easy, and always comes out 0.9cm in length.

AS long as that

I cut my own hair as well, a number one all over the head and an open blade on the face ( I hate shaving )

[Druchii]

Originally Posted by bopdude

AS long as that

I cut my own hair as well, a number one all over the head and an open blade on the face ( I hate shaving )

Number One always used to make me look incredibly bad. But that would have been easier to manage.

[TheDaddy]

I use Vidal of Tirana, he don't really like being called that but then I don't like being confronted with his bill!! Still he does a good job and is worth it I guess

Who do you use Russ?

[greencreeper]

Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey

All I want is a hair cut - I don't want small talk, talk about 'the match', or to hear what they did on their holiday. I want my hair cut, and 10 minutes peace and quiet

Same here but they do tend to try to engage me in conversation - unless it's Olga.

Originally Posted by Druchii

I cut my own hair. It's easy, and always comes out 0.9cm in length.

Originally Posted by bopdude

I cut my own hair as well, a number one all over the head and an open blade on the face ( I hate shaving )

Bet you look a right pair of ruffians

Not so keen on shaving neither - time consuming.

Originally Posted by TheDaddy

Who do you use Russ?

Now, now

[tweetypie/8]

Originally Posted by greencreeper

Who's your barber and what's your relationship like? Or do you just go to any barber? I know some of you just use Mr Sheen

I see George. Bit overweight and balding. Big footy fan. It's a very male environment, frequented by chavs and working class types. I tend to feel threatened. There's:

• George himself - very good
• Cheeky Chappy - also very good
• New Age Lesbian - probably straight but has the appearance of not being. Also very good
• Olga - last job was in a Russian women's gulag. Bit brutal. Says little - just cuts. Large breasts so the teenage lads quite like her

my barber is brilliant !! she is my wife and goes over my head No3 on top No2 back and sides and shes not hard to pay.

[Jules]

I cut loved ones hair and use to cut sons hair but as son likes to spend our money he has it cut in a shop now.

[Russ]

My barber retired in 1994.

[Delta Whiskey]

I gave up on barbers when the search fee was more than the haircut. I bought one of the Wahl sets, but just use the cutter without any of the heads, there's not enough left on top even for a number 1.

[handyman]

Barber in Kendal, £14 for a dry cut or £25 for a wash and cut. Does a really nice cut but recently got the owner cutting my hair and won't be going back to her again as she just moaned through the whole event. I can get that at home for free.

[Jules]

Bloody hell That is a lot for a hair cut!

[Saaf_laandon_mo]

I used to pay a fiver for a number one all over every 3 weeks or so. Then I invested in set of clippers that i can use in the shower and been doing that for the last 4 years or so.