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Old 04-03-2008, 12:42   #211
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Never had you down as a poetry lover, MLM
More of an animal lover - he has "taxidermist" as his occupation on his passport.
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Old 04-03-2008, 13:20   #212
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates Part 5.

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Never had you down as a poetry lover, MLM
I'm a man of many tastes, though usually I stick to dirty limmericks.

'There was a young man from Nantucket....'

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More of an animal lover - he has "taxidermist" as his occupation on his passport.
What? I look after the skin conditions of cab drivers?
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Old 04-03-2008, 13:21   #213
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I'm a man of many tastes, though usually I stick to dirty limmericks.

'There was a young man from Nantucket....'

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What? I look after the skin conditions of cab drivers?
With your own special lotion..........

Keeps the fares down, I suppose (unlike my lunch, now I've raised the subject).

Brings a whole new meaning to "what about the tip, then?"
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Old 04-03-2008, 13:38   #214
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With your own special lotion..........

Keeps the fares down, I suppose (unlike my lunch, now I've raised the subject).

Brings a whole new meaning to "what about the tip, then?"
Apparently it's good for the hair too
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Old 04-03-2008, 13:59   #215
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There's something about monkey.....

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There's something about monkey.....

hmmm.. Cameron Diaz... I've had her.
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I thought that was David Cameron?

Or did you mean this version of Cameron Diaz?
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I thought that was David Cameron?

Or did you mean this version of Cameron Diaz?
hey, who cares - in the dark all horses are grey
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates Part 5.

Trolls who are conspiracy nuts... as if life wasn't complicated enough they want to make it even worse.
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You're only saying that because they have got to you already
Just because you write with crayons doesn't mean I have to...
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eeeuww!Don't send me any letters please...
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eeeuww!Don't send me any letters please...
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates Part 5.

Trains...

Someone died at Lewisham Station this morning. While I feel sorry for them, their family and friends, it did cause massive disruption to pretty much everyone using South Eastern services to travel from Kent to London.

My moan is that if I can get to Lewisham, I have multiple options available for travel. If I can't get to Lewisham, I have one.

Thankfully, they did eventually open the platform my train calls at, but the other London-bound platform was still closed, so the queue to get off the platform (see my previous posts in this thread about this) was even worse than usual. To cap it all, I got in to find someone measuring up my office for a planned conversion to a video studio, so if they get the money, I'm moving office (again).

Also, I am supposed to be going out with a mate. I got myself all psyched up thinking it was tonight, but it's next week. I'll still go out, and have fun though.
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