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Old 21-01-2008, 02:02   #1
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how to pull a bird (girl)?

how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?
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Old 21-01-2008, 06:56   #2
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

no chat up lines........ just go up, chat about anything & everything. ask questions and remember what was said.

find out names:
hers & remember it
her friends that are there and remember them.
trick is to put all names in early, e.g.
so Lucy, where are you & your friends from?
Really, so Samantha & Jane don't come from Runcorn like you do Lucy?
Where did you all meet?
Ah I see so Jane was a uni pal of your Lucy, and Samantha is Jane's friend..... I am with you now.
Sorry what was that Lucy? your friend Jane wants to meet my pal Mark?


ok so the chat wont go like that, but keep using their names as you will remember them, there is nothing worse than chatting to someone who you like they told you their name and you have just forgotten them, always remember....... be quietly confident but not over confident. but most of all just chat and be yourself, as you want to find someone who you might want to spend a good bit of time with, so you and they need to find the right person for each other.

It's not easy and I hate it,

But just chat, try and find out early doors if she with someone, then if so, stay for a few mins then subtly say nice talking to you.

you can find out a good few things when a girl opens her mouth what you could say, listen for accent, how happy she is, bored she is, you will know a lot before you speak to her with her body language as well (I love reading body language, its fun)

"hello my name is ........, what is yours?"
"pleased to meet you ........."

the rest will come to you when you are there......

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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

Get them drunk enough, so that you can fly to vegas and get married by Elvis.

Works for me.

---------- Post added at 07:24 ---------- Previous post was at 07:07 ----------

I actually had a friend whose method for chatting up girls was to wait outside the toilet and then when someone came out, ask them if it was a number 1 or a number 2.

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oh yeah - not calling them birds would probably improve your chances
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

get yourself some good chat up lines such as;

Be unique and different, say yes.

It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Wow, your eyebrows are thick

Here is £20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Pick and chose from above, for the circumstances, and you cant fail!
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?
A good start I reckon would be to not call them 'birds'. Also have a look at www.topdatingtips.com
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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A good start I reckon would be to not call them 'birds'.
That would depend where you are from and how old you are, girls frequently use the term bird now.

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I personally find that very creepy, very quickly! Not in sales by any chance?

Its right though no chat up lines, break the ice somehow and then just talk
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

I always find pleading quite useful.

and holding onto their legs no matter how much they shake.
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

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I always find pleading quite useful.

and holding onto their legs no matter how much they shake.
Hmm thought you favoured the rohypnol method
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Hmm thought you favoured the rohypnol method
They've changed the colour of it now, so that it shows up in drinks - makes it so much harder now.
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

In my case its asking her what days " Meals on wheels" come
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Old 21-01-2008, 09:07   #11
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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?

This is sometimes easier said than done, but I find that just talking to them works. If you are gonna get anywhere, you will. If you don't, then there are other girls.

One thing I tend not to mention immediately is the fact I work with computers.. I've actually had one girl I was getting on with run away screaming when I mentioned that.

Actually, in that case, I can't blame her. The last guy who was talking to her (and I know because I was standing near them, and moved in when he went to the loo) was proudly boasting how he worked as a sys admin for a Central Government mainframe and actually managed to throw in the fact that he personally managed several terrabytes worth of storage, while the poor, hapless girl (who had no real interest in computers beyond the fact that she used one from time to time at work), was looking increasingly desperate to get away from him.
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I personally find that very creepy, very quickly! Not in sales by any chance?
not in sales at all, I cant sell a thing. I cant stand sales, but I am a bit forgetful, so I think best way to deal with it, is say their name a bit. keeps me reminded of their name.

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No its easy, it makes the drink go blue now... How hard is it to find a girl driking WKD?

The best place to start a conversation is at the bar in a busy pub/bar/club works every time.

Oh and showing them a picture of my dog is a good one, probably not if she as a stinky mongel or a staff though.
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One thing I tend not to mention immediately is the fact I work with computers.. I've actually had one girl I was getting on with run away screaming when I mentioned that.
This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo
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Hmm thought you favoured the rohypnol method
Reminds me of something I heard Alan Carr say on stage. He's talking about dating and says he's been on same dates that are bad enough that he's given himself rohypnol..
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