Autumn Leaves
Has anyone seen the latest gem from the railway companies? I saw a poster on the Bolton-Manchester train which gave a pseudoscientific explanation as to why leaves on the track cause delays. Allegedly certain types of leaf can, when subjected to pressure between a train's wheels and the track, form a Teflon-like coating which, of course, makes the tracks slippery and therefore the trains have to slow down on certain turns. Hence the delays.
Oh, come on!
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