Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
12-01-2007, 19:45
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Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6244003.stm
My favourite real time one is this one but I'm still thinking what I would actually like for myself.I'll let you know in a while. 
Here lies a poor woman who was always tired;She lived ina house where help was not hired.Her last words on earth were: "Dear friends, I am goingWhere washing ain't done, nor sweeping, no sewing:But everything there is exact to my wishes;For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes...Don't mourn for me now; don't mourn for me never -I'm going to do nothing for evere and ever.
So what would you want as an epitaph?
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12-01-2007, 20:09
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
'l8r'
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12-01-2007, 20:27
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
Don't be sad I am gone,
just be glad I was here.
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13-01-2007, 00:56
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
If you work and do your best
You'll get the sack like all the rest.
But if you laze around and bugger about
You'll live to see the job right out.
The work is hard - the pay is small
So take your time and sod them all.
'Cos when you're dead you'll be forgot,
So don't try to do the bloody lot.
Or on your tombstone neatly laquered,
Those famous words:
"Just Bleeding Knackered"!
Or
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13-01-2007, 09:32
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
'404'
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13-01-2007, 10:23
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
'See you soon muahahaha!'
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13-01-2007, 12:09
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
'goodbye, and thanks for all the cake'
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13-01-2007, 12:28
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
"Oh no..." he cried,
"...a BSOD..." Then he died.
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13-01-2007, 12:49
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
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13-01-2007, 12:52
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
To quote Blackadder
'Here Lies TheDaddy  and he is bloody annoyed'
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13-01-2007, 12:55
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Re: Epitaph tribute to anti-war Cook
Cook! Not Crook...
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