21-12-2006, 12:31
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Anyone speak chav?
The kid who sold me the stolen mobile phone on ebay is now on my msn and seems only able to communicate in text speak and some really odd langauge that I can't understand. He's now asking if I'm a 'crip' or a 'blood' - does anyone know what these mean?
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21-12-2006, 12:33
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
Lmao not got a clue I just hope it isn't catching!
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21-12-2006, 12:37
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
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Originally Posted by Russ B
The kid who sold me the stolen mobile phone on ebay is now on my msn and seems only able to communicate in text speak and some really odd langauge that I can't understand. He's now asking if I'm a 'crip' or a 'blood' - does anyone know what these mean?
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If you're not black, don't be telling him you're a crip
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21-12-2006, 12:38
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
So it's a colour thing? I'm assuming I'm a 'blood' then?
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21-12-2006, 12:39
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
I assumed he was calling you an idiot (or words to that effect)
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21-12-2006, 12:40
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
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21-12-2006, 12:41
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
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So it's a colour thing? I'm assuming I'm a 'blood' then?
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Your neither, unless you belong to an LA street gang  , you don't do you, safe to assume he doesn't either, I wouldn't worry about him and his hommies comming to pay you a visit 
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21-12-2006, 12:42
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
Here you go Russ:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crips
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloods
Now, bearing in mind the fact that you're bald, white and Welsh, I think it's safe for you to answer 'neither' 
EDIT: I see Knobbly beat me to Wiki 
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21-12-2006, 12:43
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
The mystery deepens.....I just HAVE to find out which one I am, it'll really unsettle my Christmas if I don't find the answer...
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21-12-2006, 12:43
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
It is a whole other world isn't it 
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21-12-2006, 12:44
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
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The mystery deepens.....I just HAVE to find out which one I am, it'll really unsettle my Christmas if I don't find the answer...
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Be both, you could be a blip
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21-12-2006, 12:45
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
QUOTE"According to a Los Angeles Weekly profile, the Bloods generally refuse to use the letter C in words and names"
what a load of rap...
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21-12-2006, 12:46
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
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The mystery deepens.....I just HAVE to find out which one I am, it'll really unsettle my Christmas if I don't find the answer...
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In fairness, and extremely poor taste, if you carry on with the wrestling, you're going to lose a lot of blood, and probably end up as a crip, so you can probably take your pick
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Be both, you could be a blip
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Or crud
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21-12-2006, 12:47
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Re: Anyone speak chav?
QUOTE"Many Crips will also change words containing the letter B "
what a load of ollocks...
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