23-11-2006, 14:20
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Vasectomy
Hi all
I just had a vasectomy on Tuesday……†¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦
Finally can sit in a chair today
Do you think they want me to fill the whole jar  !!!!
Mike
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23-11-2006, 14:22
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Re: Vasectomy
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Originally Posted by Mike
Hi all
Do you think they want me to fill the whole jar !!!!
Mike |
You'll go blind if they do 
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23-11-2006, 14:32
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Re: Vasectomy
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Do you think they want me to fill the whole jar !!!! |
not sure but i hope you can pull it off 
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23-11-2006, 14:36
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Re: Vasectomy
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not sure but i hope you can pull it off |
It'll probably fall off before that jar is full 
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23-11-2006, 14:45
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Re: Vasectomy
If someone asks me if circumcission hurts then I reply "a little but perhaps not as much as you'd think.....but then it's no skin off my nose".
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23-11-2006, 14:47
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Re: Vasectomy
I'd be more worried about having toxic semen from the operation by the looks of things!
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23-11-2006, 14:53
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Re: Vasectomy
Actually my wife said TOXIC you never told me that and after all these years.......... I am never doing that again....!!!!!
Mike
---------- Post added at 14:53 ---------- Previous post was at 14:52 ----------
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Originally Posted by hatedbythemail
not sure but i hope you can pull it off |
Reading the instructions I am going to have to try !!!!
Mike
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23-11-2006, 14:53
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Re: Vasectomy
Great, now my keyboard is covered in tea  lol
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23-11-2006, 15:21
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Re: Vasectomy
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Great, now my keyboard is covered in tea lol |
you dont want to know what mike's keyboard's covered in
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23-11-2006, 15:25
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Re: Vasectomy
LOL at the toxic sticker on the jar.
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23-11-2006, 15:34
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Re: Vasectomy
So is the second jar an overflow jar, or are you meant to fill that as well? If the latter, do you have any pets that might be able to help out? 
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23-11-2006, 15:38
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Re: Vasectomy
Or you could just tune in to a Sky Prawn channel.
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23-11-2006, 15:38
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Re: Vasectomy
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So is the second jar an overflow jar, or are you meant to fill that as well? If the latter, do you have any pets that might be able to help out? |
Just rob a sperm bank, it'd be less tiring.
Plus, it would really suprise your doctor when he gets the lab results back!
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23-11-2006, 15:44
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Re: Vasectomy
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Originally Posted by Xaccers
Just rob a sperm bank, it'd be less tiring.
Plus, it would really suprise your doctor when he gets the lab results back!
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Could be quite interesting as a prank
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23-11-2006, 15:46
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Re: Vasectomy
Lmao more a case of fill the jar than fill your boots!
Hope the soreness wears off soon
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