Guys....having trouble with women?

Robster · 14-10-2006, 14:23

Now you can buy the manual:

Clicky

Delta Whiskey · 14-10-2006, 15:15

I could have done with this 30 years ago!. :-)
Shame it only covers health, I want one that explains the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Q. Does my bum look big in this?

A1. Yes
A2. No
A3. Run away as quck as possible

:-)

DW

golfnut · 12-11-2006, 21:38

crikey whatever will they think of next then

superbiatch · 12-11-2006, 21:41

Why try to work us out guys?? Go with the flow

Maybe i'm a bit more easy going than most high maintenance ladies

12-11-2006, 21:53

Well we understand cars, and we men like to stop ALL those irritating noises that are incessant.

**Stuart** · 12-11-2006, 21:53

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Originally Posted by Delta Whiskey

I could have done with this 30 years ago!. :-)
Shame it only covers health, I want one that explains the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Q. Does my bum look big in this?

A friend of mine asked me that one. She then stated "Before you answer, you should know that there is no correct answer".

Mr_love_monkey · 12-11-2006, 21:56

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Originally Posted by Stuart C

A friend of mine asked me that one. She then stated "Before you answer, you should know that there is no correct answer".

I've always found that faking a heart attack is useful for getting out of that question.

Chimaera · 12-11-2006, 21:59

I love Haynes manuals - had one for every car I've owned! Suppose I'd best get Paul one of these for Christmas - then when 'something' goes wrong I can shout at him 'read the bloody manual!'

superbiatch · 12-11-2006, 21:59

OK, breaking the womens code here - but the correct answer is always 'no' in all circumstances.

If you find yourself in a situation where your 'other half' looks silly as her bum clearly is too big, then suggest to take her shopping as she deserves a treat

Mr_love_monkey · 12-11-2006, 22:02

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Originally Posted by Chimaera

I love Haynes manuals - had one for every car I've owned! Suppose I'd best get Paul one of these for Christmas - then when 'something' goes wrong I can shout at him 'read the bloody manual!'

Can you imagine the confusion if there was a printing mistake, and several pages from the Morris Minor edition got put in there?

Edit : Though we're pretty confused most of the time anyway

CycoSymz · 12-11-2006, 22:03

If it's like all the other Haynes manuals, after performing a good and thorough service, you'll be left with some spare parts and the feeling that you should have paid someone else to do it. LOL

**Stuart** · 12-11-2006, 22:04

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Originally Posted by superbiatch

OK, breaking the womens code here - but the correct answer is always 'no' in all circumstances.

In my case, I said "no" and she still went shopping.

Chimaera · 12-11-2006, 22:23

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Originally Posted by Flange

If it's like all the other Haynes manuals, after performing a good and thorough service, you'll be left with some spare parts and the feeling that you should have paid someone else to do it. LOL

Wicked_and_Crazy · 12-11-2006, 22:34

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Originally Posted by Flange

If it's like all the other Haynes manuals, after performing a good and thorough service, you'll be left with some spare parts and the feeling that you should have paid someone else to do it. LOL

In my experience you think its simple, then you look in the Haynes manual and realise its more simple that you thought. hmmmm i see where the similarities are

punky · 12-11-2006, 22:35

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Originally Posted by superbiatch

If you find yourself in a situation where your 'other half' looks silly as her bum clearly is too big, then suggest to take her shopping as she deserves a treat

Shouldn't you treat her to gym membership instead?

Insensitive? Moi?