Huge beast off flying spider effort...

Steve H · 15-06-2005, 00:14

is in my room

Just got in - Was sitting at the comp reading a few fourms when I felt a *****le on my arm, look down and a beast off thing was there... had like a big ass and quite big wings and a little head.. it then took off and flew up into the light.

Cue me flapping my arms around trying to kill it, I then turned the light off and turned the light on in the landing to see if it'd come out and away from my room, but now it's disspeared

Seriousley this beast will eat me if I fall asleep, I have an exam at 9.15 and need to get some sleep but can;t

It's a beast honest.

**Rob** · 15-06-2005, 00:16

How big are you. How small is it. And your scared

Steve H · 15-06-2005, 00:19

Yeah but it could crawl up my nose or something

I can hear it but can't see it

Could even be a camel spider

AndrewJ · 15-06-2005, 00:20

Close all open windows and fit one of those light shades which is closed bottom open top.

Ramrod · 15-06-2005, 00:21

Wuss!

Halcyon · 15-06-2005, 00:22

Spiders are evil awful things !!!
I wouldnt like to be where you live right now.

kronas · 15-06-2005, 00:28

funnily enough i was just going to the loo earlier on and there was a spider on the floor walked out and got someone else to 'remove' it.

my mother did that

OinkyBoinky · 15-06-2005, 00:50

any photographic evidence of its size??

nffc · 15-06-2005, 00:52

Spiders can't fly.

Roy MM · 15-06-2005, 00:54

Over imagination can play mean tricks.................and some illegal substances.

MadGamer · 15-06-2005, 00:57

Can i just say that when my springer spaniel was alive, she used to eat spiders.

bopdude · 15-06-2005, 01:00

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Originally Posted by Steve H

Yeah but it could crawl up my nose or something

I can hear it but can't see it

Could even be a camel spider

I thought you said it had wings ? a flying spider

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Originally Posted by Saxodriver

Close all open windows and fit one of those light shades which is closed bottom open top.

To late, it's in the house already .....run

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Originally Posted by Ramrod

Wuss!

That makes 2 then, I had to go to the hospital twice a day to get dressings changed from a suspected spider bite when i was working in Namibia, nasty things, a quick story for bedtime ............

Whilst we were in Namibia, ... one morning I was laying in bed waiting too get up for the day, as I was laid there a spider decended from the ceiling on its thread, I laid still watching it as it came down not a foot off my pillow, it went past the bedline by about 2" and stopped, it came back up the thread to eyeball me, ( breakfast maybe's ?? ) what did I do ????? froze on the spot, then sent it flying with a backhander before slapping it to death with my boot.

Spiders.... you can kep them

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Originally Posted by Wayne A

Can i just say that when my springer spaniel was alive, she used to eat spiders.

My jack russel crossloves playing with them, before eating them

nffc · 15-06-2005, 01:00

I like spiders. Can't stand moths, midges, wasps or those daddylonglegs things though.

Steve H · 15-06-2005, 01:03

It was a spider with wings :S or an impersonator...was a right weird effort

Dead now, was pretty funny

It came back into the room - and started buzzing around the light, switched the light off and back on and it kinda actually hit the light, next second it fell on the floor but was still buzzing.

So being the human guy I am, I smashed it with a shoe, and flushed it down the loo. I can sleep now

OinkyBoinky · 15-06-2005, 01:14

lol... its a spider.. that can fly?? i bet it can swim too.. proably with really tough armour as well... it'll come and get you in the night... u may not wake up tomorrow