Anti-telemarketing flowchart
05-06-2005, 22:02
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Anti-telemarketing flowchart
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05-06-2005, 22:09
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
Nice one  
Pity It wouldn't work on the computer generated calls 
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05-06-2005, 22:19
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
In a few minutes that will be laminated and beside my phone. I'm going to have fun with the next cold caller. 
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05-06-2005, 22:32
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
Brilliant!
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06-06-2005, 00:50
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
We're British - have "victim" written all over us. Far too nice and polite. "Oh **** off" and hanging up the phone works fine. Don't be nice; don't be polite. Be tough. Same applies to people who knock on the door. "Can you come back later - the wife's tied to the bed and she only has <looks at watch> 56 seconds of oxygen left. <crack knuckles> She's being a baaaaaad girl. <smile nicely>" Or something similar. God sellers - tell them you are God and smile insanely. Have fun - the important thing is to be wreckless and not care.
Same applies if you are on the phone. Hang up on the customer. Tell them someone will call back. Give a false name. Protend you've spoken to a team leader and no, sorry, can't help at all. To hell with it.
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06-06-2005, 01:40
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
This reminds me of the 'morality of ripping a cd' flowchart.
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06-06-2005, 01:44
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
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We're British - have "victim" written all over us. Far too nice and polite. "Oh **** off" and hanging up the phone works fine. Don't be nice; don't be polite. Be tough. Same applies to people who knock on the door. "Can you come back later - the wife's tied to the bed and she only has <looks at watch> 56 seconds of oxygen left. <crack knuckles> She's being a baaaaaad girl. <smile nicely>" Or something similar. God sellers - tell them you are God and smile insanely. Have fun - the important thing is to be wreckless and not care.
Same applies if you are on the phone. Hang up on the customer. Tell them someone will call back. Give a false name. Protend you've spoken to a team leader and no, sorry, can't help at all. To hell with it.
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Are we having a nice day matey  .lol
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06-06-2005, 01:46
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
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Are we having a nice day matey .lol |
Toes ache and I'm a bit stressed but generally I have issues with caring and being soft. I am and it's not a good thing. Must be tougher 
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06-06-2005, 01:53
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
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Are we having a nice day matey .lol |
Toes ache and I'm a bit stressed but generally I have issues with caring and being soft. I am and it's not a good thing. Must be tougher |
Sorry to hear about your toes, can't feel mine either at the mo, different symptoms though me thinks,
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06-06-2005, 01:56
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
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Sorry to hear about your toes, can't feel mine either at the mo, different symptoms though me thinks, |
It's changed my views on the use of torture, which brings us neatly back on topic
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06-06-2005, 01:59
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Re: Anti-telemarketing flowchart
TFFT  wondered how we / you would, mind you, I can be torture, or so its said
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