[MERGED] Childrens books that never went on the bestsellers list

DrAwesome · 14-01-2004, 10:44

01. You Were An Accident

02. Strangers Have the Best Candy

03. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

04. Some Kittens Can Fly!

05. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

06. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

07. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

08. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Americ...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Bikes!

09. All Dogs Go to Hell

10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

11. You Are Different & That's Bad

12. Dad's New Wife: Timothy

13. Pop! Goes the Hamster... & Other Great Microwave Games

14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins & the Vice Squad

16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist

17. Curious George & the High Voltage Fence

18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers & Are Shot Dead

22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

24. When Mommy & Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say "God Did It"

25. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork & Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

28. Licking Electrical Appliances For Fun

Simon M · 14-01-2004, 11:14

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Originally Posted by DrAwesome

18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

No. 18

I bet my son comes up with this one soon

Roy MM · 26-04-2005, 10:53

Children's Books That Never Made It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Bruce

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the Rottweilers

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter

24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?