Got any gum, chum?

Chimaera · 19-03-2005, 07:57

Let's hope Jordan never sees this!

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A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

Although I'd be interested to see how much it will cost - gotta be cheaper than a boob job!

bopdude · 19-03-2005, 08:32

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Originally Posted by Chimaera

Let's hope Jordan never sees this!

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A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

Although I'd be interested to see how much it will cost - gotta be cheaper than a boob job!

So I take it that this gum is for female use only

or not

19-03-2005, 10:05

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B2Up says its Bust-Up gum

i assume when your done chewing you attach the gum as follows, one end to your chin and the other to a nipple

**Maggy J** · 19-03-2005, 10:42

The Japanese are such a strange bunch.Switched on economists and technological wizards,fantasic artists but absolute berks when it comes to stuff like this...

Now I wonder how they would market this gum here...

Chimaera · 20-03-2005, 11:21

I think there will be a lot of Chavette Jordan wannabees with aching jaw muscles, but not much else!

allieyoung666 · 20-03-2005, 11:28

I know, I want smaller boobs, not bigger ones. When I heard it on the radio, I thought only In Japan!!!!!!! Yeah can you imagine the que at the shops to get this gum!!!!!

punky · 20-03-2005, 11:32

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Originally Posted by bopdude

So I take it that this gum is for female use only

or not

Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to

Chimaera · 20-03-2005, 11:34

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Originally Posted by punky

Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about cheqing it... But i'd love to

What??? YOU want larger...........

allieyoung666 · 20-03-2005, 11:39

Go for a penis enlargement then!!!!

punky · 20-03-2005, 12:10

Noooo!

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Originally Posted by punky

Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to

And who said I needed help in the other department? I'll kill them...

**Maggy J** · 20-03-2005, 13:21

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Originally Posted by punky

Given as the Japanese are traditionally interested in making things smaller, I think women would be have to be very careful about using it... But i'd love to

Actually that only refers to technology.Many Japenese women are having breast enlargements and their eyes made rounder and wider.

What the men are doing I've not heard yet...

Chimaera · 20-03-2005, 14:03

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Originally Posted by Incognitas

Actually that only refers to technology.Many Japenese women are having breast enlargements and their eyes made rounder and wider.

What the men are doing I've not heard yet...

I think what the men are doing involves tying weights to a certain part of their anatomy - it has the enlarging effect eventually - and also has the side effect of making their eyes rounder and wider, thus saving the effort of plastic surgery?

allieyoung666 · 20-03-2005, 16:01

Can you imagine the guys que!!!!!! It will be huge, and I bet the weight is quite painful though, you could not go to town, with weights tied down there could you!!!

**Stuart** · 20-03-2005, 16:25

I can honestly say I don't know any guys who would tie a weight to it to extend it's length.

Of course, very few guys would admit it needs extending.

Chimaera · 20-03-2005, 16:27

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Originally Posted by scastle

I can honestly say I don't know any guys who would tie a weight to it to extend it's length.

Of course, very few guys would admit it needs extending.

No - but at least now we will be able to tell by looking in your eyes!!!