02-03-2005, 22:44
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Ouch
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Feral sex
A man was left needing hospital attention after his wife's pet skunk bit him on the penis.
Hapless Dan Infalt needed stitches to his manhood after he played a little too rough with Ozzie - a de-scented chocolate-brown skunk that had been with the family since he was a baby.
Dan, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, is now fine, but the animal was put down as local law requires, leaving wife Carol in a stink about her skunk who used to sleep under her bed.
"He was playing rough with him on his lap, and Ozzie bit down on my husband's penis", right through his sweat pants, she said.
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02-03-2005, 22:46
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Re: Ouch
and a pet skunk 
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02-03-2005, 22:58
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Re: Ouch
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02-03-2005, 23:01
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Re: Ouch
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? 
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02-03-2005, 23:02
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Re: Ouch
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and a pet skunk
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mmmm does make you wonder really doesnt it.... maybe we should start a thread to find out what pets people have...... then again, that may not be such a good idea
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How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? |
Spray it with deoderant 
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02-03-2005, 23:03
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Re: Ouch
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Originally Posted by Richard M
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? |
remove its scent glands
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02-03-2005, 23:04
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How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? |
I'd shoot the smegger with my dad's shotgun.
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02-03-2005, 23:06
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Re: Ouch
Ewwww !!!
I'm glad we dont have any of those animals in this country.
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03-03-2005, 13:16
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Re: Ouch
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How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? |
Throw it off a cliff? It's de-scent will be quite quick, I understand 
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03-03-2005, 13:38
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Throw it off a cliff? It's de-scent will be quite quick, I understand
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that stinks nug
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03-03-2005, 13:39
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That damn leprechaun!!
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that stinks nug
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Hmmm, more of a splat than a stink, I'd guess
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03-03-2005, 13:44
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Re: Ouch
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Originally Posted by Richard M
How exactly do you de-scent a skunk? |
A combination of Hydrogen peroxide, dish soap, and baking soda, gets rid of skunk smell by means of oxidisation of odour molecules.
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Hmmm, more of a splat than a stink, I'd guess |
you must be on the wireless laptop then 
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