Questions for Peter Andre

**Russ** · 24-02-2005, 10:18

He's playing down at Swansea's Chicago Rock tonight and yours truly will be going down to interview him - the only problem is I have no idea what to ask him.

I want to make them interesting questions but not too boring and certainly not offensive, so such ideas as "Does she go like the clappers" are probably best avoided

Over to you guys....

Paul · 24-02-2005, 10:22

Non-offensive questions will limit it a bit

How about "Do you make use of the Internet for work/ educational or entertainment purposes?"
Mind you we all just want to ask...
"When will you admit to being a tallentless fek that only got to number one because of stripping half naked for a video?"
*Could ask him or Jordan that one

Bifta · 24-02-2005, 10:23

I've tried in vain to think of something non-offensive to ask the cretin but I just can't manage it

gazzae · 24-02-2005, 10:28

Why are you such a ****?

Mr_love_monkey · 24-02-2005, 10:38

You could ask him a hard maths question, like "what is 15 + 12?"

Paul · 24-02-2005, 10:39

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Originally Posted by Bifta

I've tried in vain to think of something non-offensive to ask the cretin but I just can't manage it

Difficult isn't it especially since most people just want to walk up to him and slap him for even thinking of releasing the bilge that he did

**Russ** · 24-02-2005, 10:53

Shall I tell him that he doesn't have many fans on CF then??

Mr_love_monkey · 24-02-2005, 10:55

you could ask 'Is it a hard life being a media whore?'

punky · 24-02-2005, 10:58

Does he plan to live off "Mysterious Girl" all his life, or produce another song in the next 10-20 years?

Does he think he could have relaunched his career without IACGMOOH?

Seriously though, one proper question I thought of:

What went through your mind when someone called you "nothing more than softcore porn" during a call-in?

**Russ** · 24-02-2005, 10:58

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey

you could ask 'Is it a hard life being a media whore?'

Oh I can answer that one.

"No, it's quite easy when you're willing to do almost anything for 5 minutes of exposure"

Bifta · 24-02-2005, 11:00

Ask him how overworked the poor sod that opens his hatemail is.

Mr_love_monkey · 24-02-2005, 11:00

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Originally Posted by Russ D

Oh I can answer that one.

"No, it's quite easy when you're willing to do almost anything for 5 minutes of exposure"

I think the only avenue left to them now, that they haven't used - is a televised foursome with the Hamilitons...

eerrgghhh

SMHarman · 24-02-2005, 11:08

Do you feel like a step father to Harvey.

Do you still do 50000000 situps a day?

Do those balloon breasts jiggle around or just stay sorta stuck there? Do they pass the pencil test? Do they feel real?

How do you feel about the fact that of the 500 songs you wrote only one made the cut for the album.

**Russ** · 24-02-2005, 11:19

Well the FIRST question is passable......

SMHarman · 24-02-2005, 11:31

The second could be turned into something passable - i'm trying to help.

Many consider you a bit of a sex symbol, do you find it harder to keep in shape now you are 32, have a steady relationship (and parental responsiblities - depending on answer to previous qn).