12-02-2005, 15:34
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Lonely hearts thread
In view of the looming date, which for some is a sad time, your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to write in no more than 20 words a lonely hearts column ad. Feel free to use the usual cheesy lines and abbreviations (WLTM, GSOH).
Good looking young dwarf, athletic, with a penchant for nasal mucus dispersal seeks similiar for friendship, fun and maybe more.
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12-02-2005, 16:44
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
only for a laugh........ 
youngish, fitness instructor looking for freindship & more with an irish lass with deep firey red hair and green eyes.
does anyone like this exist????????
ik
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12-02-2005, 16:51
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
wanted: Mad Woman.
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12-02-2005, 16:56
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
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Originally Posted by Russ D
wanted: Mad Woman.
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Yes? You called? 
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12-02-2005, 17:02
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
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12-02-2005, 17:17
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
38 yr old mad haired curvy solvent single woman seeks younger man for mutual adoration. Will travel.
NB: - For curvy read overwight
- For solvent read hasn't been caught yet
- For will travel read desperate
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12-02-2005, 17:54
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
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Originally Posted by marina
woman seeks younger man
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Read midlife crisis
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12-02-2005, 17:56
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
Semi-attached male travels a lot, looking for accoma dating woman , women , ... other, must have GSOH viewing will explain this
All response's with pics please
Signed .... Sgt Pepper x x x
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12-02-2005, 18:01
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
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Originally Posted by bopdude
Semi-attached male travels a lot, looking for accoma dating woman , women , ... other, must have GSOH viewing will explain this
All response's with pics please
Signed .... Sgt Pepper x x x |
Semi-attached ? Does that mean some bits are falling off?
If anyone wants pics of you....... i can oblige 
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12-02-2005, 18:06
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
Old fat git seeks stunning nubile 24 yr old supermodel nymphomaniac millionaire brewery heiress - no time wasters please.
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12-02-2005, 18:06
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
Early 50's man, slightly built and still very agile, wears glasses but still with most of own hair & teeth, GSOH, seeks vivacious, intelligent, sensitive woman for tender talks & mutual understanding.
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12-02-2005, 18:25
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
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Originally Posted by homealone
Early 50's man, slightly built and still very agile, wears glasses but still with most of own hair & teeth, GSOH, seeks vivacious, intelligent, sensitive woman for tender talks & mutual understanding.
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Think i've said this before but.......
Yes? You called?
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Slave to love seeks Master of fortune .........
Future bonding ensured.
No credit cards accepted, cash in hand only
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12-02-2005, 18:32
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
Wanted, one prostitute with anything goes attitude
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12-02-2005, 19:07
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
Shy guy, likes to read,cinema,walking .gsoh. wltm anyone with similar interests. MUST HAVE MASSIVE BREASTS!
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12-02-2005, 19:09
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Re: Lonely hearts thread
A big "awwwwwww" at homealone and lol at marina. Somehow I don't think you'll find her nikko I can see many of you have scanned the lonely hearts columns before now
lol at aliferste - it was going well til the "MUST HAVE MASSIVE BREASTS" part
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