Christmas Present Calamities.
18-12-2004, 00:19
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Christmas Present Calamities.
Christmas is nearly here again and you may buy someone a present that after the event you wished you hadn't. What presents have you bought that the recipient gave you one of those looks after opening it?
Several years ago I asked my wife what she would like for Christmas and she replied with "something gold". You should have seen her face when she opened her presents and found a "Classical Gold" album set and a box of Terrys Old Gold chocolates.
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18-12-2004, 00:42
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Christmas is nearly here again and you may buy someone a present that after the event you wished you hadn't. What presents have you bought that the recipient gave you one of those looks after opening it?
Several years ago I asked my wife what she would like for Christmas and she replied with "something gold". You should have seen her face when she opened her presents and found a "Classical Gold" album set and a box of Terrys Old Gold chocolates.
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LOL, now isn't that just like a woman 
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18-12-2004, 01:50
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
well it could have been worse,
the album could have been Status Quo's "12 Gold bars" 
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18-12-2004, 05:43
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
Or some Bollywood gold collection 
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18-12-2004, 16:44
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Christmas is nearly here again and you may buy someone a present that after the event you wished you hadn't. What presents have you bought that the recipient gave you one of those looks after opening it?
Several years ago I asked my wife what she would like for Christmas and she replied with "something gold". You should have seen her face when she opened her presents and found a "Classical Gold" album set and a box of Terrys Old Gold chocolates.
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You did have something made of real gold hidden away nearby, didn't you? Or did you just fancy living dangerously.
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18-12-2004, 18:43
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Several years ago I asked my wife what she would like for Christmas and she replied with "something gold". You should have seen her face when she opened her presents and found a "Classical Gold" album set and a box of Terrys Old Gold chocolates.
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18-12-2004, 18:45
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Originally Posted by ianathuth
Christmas is nearly here again and you may buy someone a present that after the event you wished you hadn't. What presents have you bought that the recipient gave you one of those looks after opening it?
Several years ago I asked my wife what she would like for Christmas and she replied with "something gold". You should have seen her face when she opened her presents and found a "Classical Gold" album set and a box of Terrys Old Gold chocolates.
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Reminds me of an ex girlfriend I once went out with who was a hairdresser. When she cut my hair this one time, I asked for a "number 2 all over".
Imagine my surprise when she started to smear dog poo all over my head.
Never happened at Christmas though.
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18-12-2004, 18:50
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Reminds me of an ex girlfriend I once went out with who was a hairdresser. When she cut my hair this one time, I asked for a "number 2 all over".
Imagine my surprise when she started to smear dog poo all over my head.
Never happened at Christmas though.
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your ****ting me arent you
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18-12-2004, 18:52
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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18-12-2004, 19:32
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Didn't you read his post? The dog did it! 
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18-12-2004, 19:36
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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Didn't you read his post? The dog did it! |
did it , con we have a ' over the top of my head smilie ' please
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18-12-2004, 19:40
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Re: Christmas Present Calamities.
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I caught it the first time, don't you worry
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