It's Happened - The End Of The World Is Nigh!!

Raistlin · 11-12-2004, 17:19

For centuries man has tinkered, invented, improved, modified and upgraded.....

Change has become a way of life.....

We put up with a never ending stream of "innovations", all in the name of science.....

But this time.....They have gone too far.....

They've messed with my favourite chocolate!!

I've just bought a Yorkie, only to find out that they have made the thin bits between the chocolate chunks impossibly thin!!!

The damn thing was broken when I picked it up, as was every other one on the shelf, this was because the thin bits just don't cut the mustard any more.

Gone are the days of fighting to break a chunk of ice cold chocolate off with your teeth, now you only have to breathe on it and the chunks will seperate themselves like The Beatles after Yoko Ono came on the scene.

WHY NESTLE? WHY?

swoop101 · 11-12-2004, 17:41

The passage of time and progress are fraught with upset and stress my friend.

LIVE WITH IT

TheBlueRaja · 11-12-2004, 17:44

There always Toblerone - nothing beats wrestling with that - it spits in the general direction of a Yorkie when it comes to fighting for a bit o that.

Chimaera · 11-12-2004, 17:49

It's called 'pikey chocolate companies maximising profit' because you just know they must save acres of chocolate by manufacturing them that way! And don't they realise what it means to addicts like us........who must get every last scrap out of the packaging.......

I agree with theblueraja - Toblerone is the way to go!

Tricky · 11-12-2004, 18:09

I remember Yorkies when you got 8 chunks then down to 7 now you only get 6...

We should stand up to this practice.

Raistlin · 11-12-2004, 18:12

I would, but now that I'm being forced to eat less chocolate I just don't have the energy any more!!

Chimaera · 11-12-2004, 18:32

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I would, but now that I'm being forced to eat less chocolate I just don't have the energy any more!!

Awwww Raistlin!!!

Let's hope Santa brings you lots of choccie for Christmas!

Raistlin · 11-12-2004, 18:34

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Originally Posted by Chimaera

Awwww Raistlin!!!

Let's hope Santa brings you lots of choccie for Christmas!

Thanks babe

paulyoung666 · 11-12-2004, 18:49

dammit , no more biting until your teeth are about to snap

**Maggy J** · 11-12-2004, 19:11

Of all the cheapskatingchickenliveredcheeseparingcostcuttingc rackbrainedchocolatecompanies Nestle are the worst.They have immoral business practices when it comes to third world countries so expecting them to deal fairly with customers of their products....forget it!

Incog.

sir_drinks_alot · 11-12-2004, 19:22

this is a outrage !!!!!!

how Could nestle do this.to us how !!!! have we not
showen loyalty,and put there kids througt school for many years.and all for
what to be stabbed in the back never.again will i eat/drink any thing nestle.

Mal · 11-12-2004, 19:54

Yes...it's...an...absolute...outrage...I'm...o...s o...angry...

as you can tell

11-12-2004, 20:08

Really....

What do you expect from this shower. As soon as they bought Rountree (sp?) they ruined my all time favourite....... the Kit Kat.

Barstewards.......

Raistlin · 11-12-2004, 21:13

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Originally Posted by Mal

Yes...it's...an...absolute...outrage...I'm...o...s o...angry...

as you can tell

Your conviction to the cause is meritous Mal, glad to have you with us!!

Halcyon · 12-12-2004, 01:57

Ah that is so annoying when that happens.
I used to really like the Cadbury's little Christmas chocolate puddings but then they poisoned them by adding almond flavouring to them.