22-08-2003, 07:09
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BOFH :D
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Chat Up Lines
Come on people, we have all heard them used, maybe not on us, maybe not By us, but we have heard them.
Over the next month I want to hear The best (And Worst) Chat up lines we have encountered, At the end of the month I want votes for the best and worst lines, maybe set up a league table of lines and just generally have some fun.
Whether you used the line yourself, had it used on you, or heard it used in a bar or club or whatever, I want to see it here, also say (if you can remember) whether it was successful or not.
Quality of the line isn't important, we want the best and worst. Get thinking people 
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22-08-2003, 07:11
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BOFH :D
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I will start.
This line was used by a guy called kevin in a nightclub in liverpool (needless to say it did NOT work)
"I Own My Own Business"
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22-08-2003, 08:24
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erm....'get your coat, you've pulled'?  
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22-08-2003, 08:30
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cf.addict
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Heres 10pence, give you flatmate a call and tell here you wont be home tonight.
I have used this & it worked...
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22-08-2003, 08:47
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"I've just seen your boyfriend dancing with another girl"
- but I havn't got a boyfriend?
"Well you should have - you're gorgeous"
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22-08-2003, 09:21
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cf.mega poster
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fancy a ****?
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22-08-2003, 09:23
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BOFH :D
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Actually gazzae I have seen that used in a club, and it worked lol
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22-08-2003, 09:30
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Beckon them over with one finger.
say "I made you come over here with just one finger, imagine what I can do with a whole handful!"
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22-08-2003, 10:05
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I think the girls should get involved here. They've probably heard one or two crap chat up lines.......
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22-08-2003, 10:39
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"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
Very crude and I've never had the guts to try it.
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22-08-2003, 10:41
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Yeah, get the girls involved, let them tell us chat up lines that actually worked with them.. ones they fell for.
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22-08-2003, 10:52
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BOFH :D
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Quote:
Originally posted by Russ D
"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
Very crude and I've never had the guts to try it.
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I have seen it work lol...
Same place I saw "Fancy a ****" work lol
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22-08-2003, 10:53
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cf.mega poster
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
I have seen it work lol...
Same place I saw "Fancy a ****" work lol
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Where is this nightclub? Directions please!!!!
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22-08-2003, 10:53
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BOFH :D
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Liverpool, Wood Street, Krazy House
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22-08-2003, 11:38
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I had a girl in a leeds nightclub with a very broad Leeds accent walk up to me and say...
"How do you fancy coming back to my place for a s**g"
I dont have any lines myself, just use my natural charm 
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