Helpful (?) Allergy Advice

[andygrif]

I had to laugh at this....I bought a bottle of Finest Channel Island milk from Tesco at the weekend and they very helpfully provide a box with 'allergy advice'.

Its warning? 'Contains Milk' Now there's a relief!

Anyone else got any good ones?

[Nugget]

Well, there is the old one about a packet of Roasted Peanutes carrying the warning 'Contains Nuts', but this may be an Urban Myth

[Chris]

Well, there's the old favourite, McDonald's coffee cups carrying warnings about the contents being hot ... I remember that kicked off a huge row (back on the old .com site, I think) about whether the court case in which a woman sued for getting scalded by Maccy D's coffee was justified or not

I once had a product from Tesco and on the bottom of the packaging there was a helpful little note saying 'please do not flip this product over'.

And there was the Swedish chainsaw I heard about which had a helpful notice on it - 'do not attempt to stop this chainsaw by your hands when in motion'. (That's true btw)

[Matth]

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~choh/warnings.htm

http://dumbwarnings.com/
http://dumbwarnings.com/warnings.php...arnings&cid=13 - you missed a bit from the Swedish chainsaw - mind you, ignore that warning and you could be missing your bits!