Adult Happy Meal

Just overheard the funniest conversation i've heard in a while.

Customer: Can i have an adults Happy Meal
McDonalds: Ranch or Ceaser, Fried or Grilled Chicken
Customer: ......................
McDonalds: That will be £xx.xxp
Customer: What if the pedometer doesnt work
McDonalds: Return it and we will give you a new one
Customer: what if you havent got any left
McDonalds: Here sir take two just to be sure
Customer: What happens when the battery is flat
McDonalds: Throw it away
Customer: Thats a waste
McDonalds: person looks as if they couldnt care
Customer: How does the peodmeter work
McDonalds: It counts everytime you make a step
Customer: How
McDonalds: every time you shake it
Customer: why is it an adults happy meal?
McDonalds: We are not allowed to advise children to wear it on their wrists!

[Chris]

[malcpro]

[Nugget]

[Jon M]

If any of you three get repped for the contents of those replies I'll eat all the bits that fall out of my keyboard when I turn it upside down.

[andygrif]

I think I am right in saying that one of those new 'healthy' options at McD's contains twice the daily recommended sodium intake for an adult.

[Chris W]

Originally Posted by s1lv3r

If any of you three get repped for the contents of those replies I'll eat all the bits that fall out of my keyboard when I turn it upside down.

let the keyboard eating begin....

Should be nice and crunchy

[Jon M]

Originally Posted by monkeybreath

let the keyboard eating begin....

If you go to the meet in London next weekend I'll bring them all in a plastic bag and put them in a sandwich or something.. but, I want proof that you repped one of those hapless smiley posters first

Contents of keyboard (not as bad as it could have been.. i cleaned it a month or so back):

• Assortment of hairs, eyebrow, head and nostril possibly.
• 6 seaseme seeds from lunchtime rolls.
• Range of crumbs, different colours and sizes.
• Lint/fluff looks like naval fluff (blueish) but probably didn't come from there.

Originally Posted by andygrif

I think I am right in saying that one of those new 'healthy' options at McD's contains twice the daily recommended sodium intake for an adult.

I read somewhere that it has a higher fat content than a cheeseburger

[Mr_love_monkey]

I've always wondered why they were called Happy meals... I guess no one would buy them if they were called Sad Meals...

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by s1lv3r

If any of you three get repped for the contents of those replies I'll eat all the bits that fall out of my keyboard when I turn it upside down.

Hmmm, hope you're feeling peckish

[Chris]

Originally Posted by s1lv3r

If you go to the meet in London next weekend I'll bring them all in a plastic bag and put them in a sandwich or something.. but, I want proof that you repped one of those hapless smiley posters first

Sorry ... But I think you were asking for it!

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by Chris T

Sorry ... But I think you were asking for it!

Snap!