Typical woman?!?

[Graham F]

When I saw this i thought it had to be a woman!! no man would be so stupid

[ZrByte]

Reads the thread....
Reads the Article....
Puts on Protective clothing and climbs into bomb shelter in preparation for the arrival of the female members

EDIT: on Reflection, I think I'd better add a Kevlar bullet proof vest onto what I allready listed

[Damien]

Originally Posted by Scooby

When I saw this i thought it had to be a woman!! no man would be so stupid

also the fact that the headline reads: Woman smashes up wrong car after row also gives a little clue to the gender....

[Marge]

Whoa Whoa there tiger, 2 blue cars, easy mistake to make

[Dave Stones]

oh dear..... do corsas and fiestas look the same in germany?

i could say something about women, but i think i will bite my tongue instead..

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Debsy42

Whoa Whoa there tiger, 2 blue cars, easy mistake to make

Yeah - I know a man who can't tell a Ford from a Vauxhall let alone the model!
What a disgrace to the male sex eh?
So it's not just WOMEN who don't know these things! (Although I DO!!!!!)

[ZrByte]

Originally Posted by Dave Stones

oh dear..... do corsas and fiestas look the same in germany?

i could say something about women, but i think i will bite my tongue instead..

It depends how old the corsa & fiesta are. In Europe the the first Corsa was actually what we call the nova, and I think the Fiesta equivelant at the time does look rather similar. also the Fiesta Mk4 looks a lot like the 94-99 body style of the corsa imo.

[Dave Stones]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Yeah - I know a man who can't tell a Ford from a Vauxhall let alone the model! What a disgrace to the male sex eh? So it's not just WOMEN who don't know these things! (Although I DO!!!!!)

the difference here though is that men are perfectly entitled to make these mistakes, it is just a "slip of the tongue", "just testing" or a "momentary lapse".

of course with women, you are obviously all idiots

goes off and hides

(pops on flame proof yfronts and pops in to take a look at thread)

Erm.... If you lot want to dice with death then its your look out !

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Dave Stones

the difference here though is that men are perfectly entitled to make these mistakes, it is just a "slip of the tongue", "just testing" or a "momentary lapse".

of course with women, you are obviously all idiots

goes off and hides

Try putting the 'goes off and hides' in a nice visible colour next time!
I hope you have your flame and bullet proof suit on Dave!

[Dave Stones]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Try putting the 'goes off and hides' in a nice visible colour next time!
I hope you have your flame and bullet proof suit on Dave!

turn your contrast up, then it looks the same as black and you can get the two confused and hit one of them

and i dont need all this fancy-pants protection... i'm 'ard, me

* runs away *

I am not brave enough to stay on this thread !!

[Dave Stones]

Originally Posted by Stuartbe

* runs away *

I am not brave enough to stay on this thread !!

and i thought you were a mod... you don't deserve to be with that display of pant-wettingness

go on, be an 'ard nut like me and stand up to the women

i will end up marrying one who will take over my life some day, so i have to show my independence sometime

[Theodoric]

On the other hand, women can be quite subtle in their revenge. The one I like best is the wronged wife who sewed prawns unobtrusively into the the edging of the curtains before she moved out of the house. A less subtle method was to clean the toilet with the husband's toothbrush.

[Rob]

Originally Posted by Stuartbe

* runs away *

I am not brave enough to stay on this thread !!

and I thought as a Mod you'd be made of sterner stuff, or aren't the firewalls in your shed truly flameproof