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Old 30-04-2004, 13:27   #1
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Help!

NOOOOOOOO - I can't take it anymore...!!

Stuartbe sits next to me at work and is talking me to death with details of his new shed, including schematic drawings and remote controls......

Somebody save me!

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Re: Help!

Work? I thought he was on here 24/7 and didn't have time for a day job!

And we heard ALL about that at the meeting last weekend!!

(and being a non-technical person I sympathise!)
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:33   #3
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Re: Help!

Stuartbe - we NEED details of the shed

Let it be known that sheds are and, as a result, we must take every opportunity to discuss them (let's face it, in the absence of a dog house, where would we spend most weekends? )
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:35   #4
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Saff...you need to understand that sometimes, a bloke needs 'to shed'. Shedding is an important part of a bloke's life....there are days when we commune very deeply with our shed.....just as women bond when they talk, fellas bond when we 'shed'.....

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Well, he needs somewhere to keep all those balls.
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:39   #6
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Saff...you need to understand that sometimes, a bloke needs 'to shed'. Shedding is an important part of a bloke's life....there are days when we commune very deeply with our shed.....just as women bond when they talk, fellas bond when we 'shed'.....

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Indeed. I didn't understand the void that was in my life until one of my wife's friends bought me this book the Christmas before last:



It transformed my outlook. I now know why I have a void in my life. It is because I have no shed. My new house will have a shed. In fact, it may have two sheds. (Darn, promised myself I wouldn't drop any oblique Monty Python references in this shed - I mean, thread.... )
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:40   #7
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Yes...yes, we MUST shed.
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:44   #8
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Re: Help!

It is our God-given right to shed!

I think therefore I shed!

Where else could we keep our random nails, paint-stirring stick and jars of mysterious green stuff?
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Thou shalt not shed....

I'm sure I saw that written in the bible somewhere!

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You didn't.
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Old 30-04-2004, 13:53   #11
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Thou shalt not shed....

I'm sure I saw that written in the bible somewhere!

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But remember - 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours shed'
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Bah ... ok Russ you got me there, I've never read the entire bible I confess

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I have 2 sheds.....Victorian brick built ones
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Bah ... ok Russ you got me there, I've never read the entire bible I confess

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Evidently. You missed the passage where John the Revelator went in to his shed after he saw his visions.
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And technically, wasn't Jesus born in a sort of shed

High praise indeed!
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