Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
Holy ****. Size matters!
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08-04-2004, 16:44
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
Thats got to be a fake pic 
....wtf are those meant to be? 
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08-04-2004, 16:46
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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The doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.
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08-04-2004, 16:47
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
Camel spiders apparently. I'd hate to have them in my bed. Now I'm not afraid of arachnids, but if I climb into bed and I feel a hairy leg touch my thigh, squirming, trying to wiggle its way up my boxers, I'm not going to be a happy camper.
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08-04-2004, 16:49
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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Camel spiders apparently. I'd hate to have them in my bed. Now I'm not afraid of arachnids, but if I climb into bed and I feel a hairy leg touch my thigh, squirming, trying to wiggle its way up my boxers, I'm not going to be a happy camper.
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But I thought you liked boys? 
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08-04-2004, 16:51
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
Hang on - if that things hairy leg was touching the floor, the rest of it would already be in your boxers .
If that's a spider, it's no wonder camels have got the hump  
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08-04-2004, 16:52
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
They live on birds and mice don't they?
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08-04-2004, 16:52
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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08-04-2004, 16:53
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
I have just given up all pretences of being macho or manly, and just screamed and fainted on the floor
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08-04-2004, 16:53
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
just make sure you have a big shoe handy
when that thing is on the prowl!!!!!!!!
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08-04-2004, 16:55
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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I have just given up all pretences of being macho or manly, and just screamed and fainted on the floor
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Just imagine if it was in the room when you fainted - the first thing you'd know about it would be when it was dragging you off by the hair
Slowly edges out with his eyes flicking everywhere
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08-04-2004, 16:56
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
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just make sure you have a big shoe handy
when that thing is on the prowl!!!!!!!!
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A shoe?????????? You'd need feet the size of tanks to kill that thing!
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
does that thing have some kind of venom or sting
just to put the cherry on the cake so to speak?
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08-04-2004, 17:00
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
No just a nasty bite!
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08-04-2004, 17:00
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Re: Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
Well - I think that would definately scare the crap out of me if I saw one in real life....
I'm not too happy about seeing the picture either 
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