21-07-2006, 21:37
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Originally Posted by BBC News
The story of Jenny the heifer dates from 1940, when she is credited with settling a court dispute between two Cornish farmers over who owned her.
The judge adjourned the court to a field and when the cowman called to her she came and climbed on his back.
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If I find them, I'm gonna kill them...it wasn't me, it was my friends...
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21-07-2006, 22:28
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Re: Cow
Someone deserves a pat on the back 
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21-07-2006, 22:30
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Originally Posted by Dodger444
Someone deserves a pat on the back |
Well at first glance, it looked like it was doing something else 
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21-07-2006, 22:31
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Originally Posted by Dodger444
Someone deserves a pat on the back |
Surely you can think of an udder one better than that.
Boom Boom !
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21-07-2006, 22:48
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Originally Posted by Dodger444
Someone deserves a pat on the back |
Surely you can think of an udder one better than that.
Boom Boom ! |
It is a pizzle why not?
sorry puzzle 
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21-07-2006, 22:53
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Re: Cow
Oh I'm off.Every thread has become a pun fest...
Nuggetitis is definitely catching... 
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21-07-2006, 23:12
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Re: Cow
Oh don't be so bovine
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21-07-2006, 23:50
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Originally Posted by Russ D
Oh don't be so bovine |
Ah, you're just in a bad mood - stop milking it 
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22-07-2006, 00:03
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Re: Cow
Nugget could churn them out all day!
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22-07-2006, 00:13
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Nugget could churn them out all day!
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Ooh, like red rag to a bull, that
Mind you, there can't be that many cow gags left - let's face it, we've probably herd them all by now
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22-07-2006, 00:15
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Ooh, like red rag to a bull, that
Mind you, there can't be that many cow gags left - let's face it, we've probably herd them all by now |
Oi ! Whats your beef then.
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22-07-2006, 00:16
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Oi ! Whats your beef then. |
Surely you're in the wrong thread - this is about cows, so there's no need for our resident boar
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22-07-2006, 00:20
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Surely you're in the wrong thread - this is about cows, so there's no need for our resident boar |
Devon help us !
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22-07-2006, 00:31
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Re: Cow
I saw this earlier. That cow looks suspiciously un-cow-like 
IT'S BEHIND YOU!
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22-07-2006, 00:33
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Re: Cow
omg what cheesy wit and sour humour
This thread is a load of tripe
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