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Old 22-07-2006, 00:24   #16
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this thread's becoming totally offal topic!
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Old 22-07-2006, 01:28   #17
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this thread's becoming totally offal topic!
lets be dung with it, then
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Old 22-07-2006, 02:44   #18
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Is it just me, or does that look remarkably like a pantomime cow???
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Old 22-07-2006, 07:20   #19
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Well at least it won't be Friesian in this weather...
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Old 22-07-2006, 08:19   #20
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Oh please, surely everyone can do butter than the ones so far!
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Cud you not admit mine are the cream of the crop
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This thread is not amoosing in the slightest.
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Is it just me, or does that look remarkably like a pantomime cow???
That's what I said
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Old 22-07-2006, 09:57   #24
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This thread is not amoosing in the slightest.
Oh beef fair, I think it's udderly ridiculous!

WARNING!: Just tried putting a pun within a pun within another pun, and almost swallowed my tongue.
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Old 22-07-2006, 12:33   #25
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another pun fest,

i am off to pastures new

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I would have thought that a heifer jumping up on a mans back is pretty much impossible. Impossible for the heifer and probably flatten then man.
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In the photo, was he wearing a Jersey?

or

Was he on the horns of a dilemna ?

or

The photo showed there was too much at steak!
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Old 22-07-2006, 20:10   #28
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The photo showed there was too much at steak!
that was well done.......

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Old 22-07-2006, 20:54   #29
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Have you lot finished milking this thread for all it's worth yet?
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Have you lot finished milking this thread for all it's worth yet?
I think we curd have?
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