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"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery".
I heard this one mentioned on the radio this morning.
Odd how the bird waited for the 'wrong moment' to blurt that out.
There was also mention of a case where such a bird was the only witness to a murder, and had 'recorded' the victim's final words.
But the judge wouldn't allow the bird's 'testimony'...
It sort of reminds me of the woman who bought a parrot that used to live in a brothel,
When she picked it up it said "mmmm new madam"
When is saw her older Daughters is said "mmmm New whores"
When her Husband walked in it said "mmmm Same old Punters though"
*Gets Coat*
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