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Old 24-02-2011, 16:44   #1
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Don't look behind the sofa

You never know what you might find

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A woman in Brazil was shocked to find an alligator hiding behind her sofa after heavy rains flooded her house in the town of Parauapebas, in Para state.

She said she was alerted to the reptile's presence by her three-year-old son, who was patting its head.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12562018

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Old 24-02-2011, 16:47   #2
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

I looked behind my sofa and all i found was a wall and floor
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Old 24-02-2011, 17:14   #3
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

A dalek? They were bound to work it out eventually.
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Old 24-02-2011, 20:45   #4
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

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I looked behind my sofa and all i found was a wall and floor
I found £1.62p
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

only dust. So note for the up coming weekend do not tell the wife and i wont have to vacuum clean it

---------- Post added at 21:59 ---------- Previous post was at 21:54 ----------

oh something missing in the story has the lady in question received a new set of shoes, nice new handbag and leather jacket
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:11   #6
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only dust.
Are you sure it isn't navel fluff?
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:12   #7
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

how did you know my hiding space to dump my belly fluff
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:17   #8
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

Have you guys never heard of a hoover?
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:21   #9
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how did you know my hiding space to dump my belly fluff
Dunno. Seems an eminently sensible place. Where else would you keep it?
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:23   #10
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

Didn't they control who Caiman to their house?
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Old 24-02-2011, 21:43   #11
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

A wall.
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Old 25-02-2011, 06:38   #12
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

I've got an alligator as well..

Fortunately, mine does know how to use the hoover
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

He was patting its head that made me laugh, the alligator prob sat there thinks do I eat him nah I like the patting.
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Old 26-02-2011, 13:31   #14
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Re: Don't look behind the sofa

As long as she does try to feed it

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