03-06-2009, 10:28
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Rest in Pieces?
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/d...fit_coffin.php
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AUTHORITIES revoked the licences of a funeral home and its director after he admitted one of his employees cut the legs of a 6ft 7in man so the corpse would fit in a coffin.
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03-06-2009, 10:32
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
I know I shouldn't laugh but for some twisted reason I couldn't help it 
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03-06-2009, 10:37
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
Seemingly he was going fight losing his license but didn't have a leg to stand on.
*Gets coat*
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03-06-2009, 10:46
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
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Did they tell him to hop it ? 
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03-06-2009, 10:49
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
No, but they did play 'Jake The Peg' at the funeral.
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03-06-2009, 10:50
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
Weird thing is that he may of wanted to be shorter all of his life and then typically it comes too late!
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03-06-2009, 11:00
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
It could have been worse. They could just have cut 2 holes in the end of the coffin and let his feet stick out.
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04-06-2009, 06:27
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
I know its sort of wrong to, but that made me laugh out loud.
I've even rung my husband up and told him to read it!
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04-06-2009, 06:32
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
I wonder if they played "Footloose" at the funeral
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04-06-2009, 07:06
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Re: Rest in Pieces?
Now why did this story remind me to try and watch repeats of "ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE" 
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