02-05-2008, 23:42
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Shocking sex attack
A forty-five minute orseal:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm
Don't know what the world is coming to these days 
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03-05-2008, 02:08
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Re: Shocking sex attack
Why would he rape a penguin, when he's married to Heidi Klum
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03-05-2008, 14:33
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Re: Shocking sex attack
I read the date on that twice lol
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03-05-2008, 15:24
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Re: Shocking sex attack
From the article -
"Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear."
Duh - because the seal was male!
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03-05-2008, 15:25
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Re: Shocking sex attack
Quote:
Originally Posted by foreverwar
From the article -
"Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear."
Duh - because the seal was male!
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And the penguine was the only bird there willing to put out
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03-05-2008, 15:57
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Re: Shocking sex attack
There’s a lesson for us all here. 
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03-05-2008, 15:58
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Re: Shocking sex attack
King Penguins are easy?
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03-05-2008, 16:19
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Re: Shocking sex attack
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King Penguins are easy?
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Shouldn't there have been an apostrophe before "King Penguins"?
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03-05-2008, 19:22
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Re: Shocking sex attack
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Originally Posted by slowcoach
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Yeah - don't nod off on the beach face down, otherwise you may wake up with more than sunburn 
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03-05-2008, 20:35
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Re: Shocking sex attack
The penguin was asking for it - showing all that flipper.
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03-05-2008, 21:56
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Re: Shocking sex attack
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Originally Posted by greencreeper
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