Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
25-04-2008, 18:02
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Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
Sgt Eros has been cleared of all charges... 
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25-04-2008, 18:38
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
Another proud day for the Scottish justice system 
It'll be the new standard defence for knives, batons etc. A stripper has absolutely no need for a 'proper' extendable baton.
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25-04-2008, 18:56
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
He also had a spray (pepper?) apparently...
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Mr Kennedy went on trial at Aberdeen Sheriff Court accused of carrying two batons and a spray without lawful authority.
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25-04-2008, 18:57
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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Another proud day for the Scottish justice system
It'll be the new standard defence for knives, batons etc. A stripper has absolutely no need for a 'proper' extendable baton. |
you seem to know a little to much about what a stripper needs 
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25-04-2008, 19:24
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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He also had a spray (pepper?) apparently...
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The spray was a water filled training one. The baton was one of the proper full-on "it'll really hurt if you get whacked with it" types.
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25-04-2008, 20:18
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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what weapon were they referring to ?. |
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26-04-2008, 04:45
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what weapon were they referring to ?. |
His hard, extendable one 
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
Drunken Northern women... 
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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No, they are a force of nature...
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26-04-2008, 14:03
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
No doubt if he had been found guilty he would have heard the judge utter " Take em down !"
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28-04-2008, 19:24
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
Someone takes things to new extremes
http://www.24dash.com/news/Communiti...er-fancy-dress
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A man who sparked a police alert as he made his way to a fancy dress party dressed as a serial killer hit out today at the "heavy-handed" response.
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What on earth did he think would happen????
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28-04-2008, 19:35
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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Walking down the street dressed as a psychopath covered in fake blood, wearing a mask and carrying a chainsaw, yes mate I'm sure the good folks of Bicester are used to such sights, the police nowadays are so politically correct, looks like you were picked on pal. 
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28-04-2008, 22:05
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
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"Everyone else was going as Cinderella or pirates or vicars so I thought I'd go as a murderer."
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29-04-2008, 00:20
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Re: Stripper's weapon 'not offensive'
*Note to self*
Next time I'm going to a fancy dress party in London, *DO NOT* take the tube if dressed as a suicide bomber, or a Brazilian
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