Steal anything these days
14-12-2007, 02:58
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Steal anything these days
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14-12-2007, 08:47
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Re: Steal anything these days
So many puns spring to mind - m u s t r e s i s t . . . . .
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14-12-2007, 08:57
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Re: Steal anything these days
So they stole it, and then legged it.
Sorry I tried to resist - I just wasn't strong enough.
I'm a punoholic - I need my punohol!
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14-12-2007, 09:24
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Re: Steal anything these days
well i bet thats the last time he gets legless 
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14-12-2007, 12:19
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Re: Steal anything these days
If it gets to court they won't have a leg to stand on.
*gets coat*
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14-12-2007, 12:21
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But they must have kneeded it.......
I am sure they feel like heels now......
What a bunch of ....soles
Talk about sacricifing the fatted calf
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14-12-2007, 12:28
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Re: Steal anything these days
Aren't they making a film about this?
'I am leg-end'
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14-12-2007, 12:52
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Re: Steal anything these days
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Aren't they making a film about this?
'I am leg-end'
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Nah - you're thinking of the 1940's films featuring Hopalong Cassidy
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14-12-2007, 20:55
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Yeah, Its all really funny isn`t it. 
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14-12-2007, 21:47
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aparently the police are stumped
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14-12-2007, 22:02
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Its true people do steal anything, A mate was saying how someone stole the lead from around his front door. Whats this country coming to.
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14-12-2007, 22:45
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Re: Steal anything these days
If it were me i'd be hopping mad.
50% off all shoes and trousers?
"you put your left leg in, your left leg............. Ohhhhhh pants (pant)"
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14-12-2007, 23:58
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Re: Steal anything these days
Who'd want a termite infested wooden leg?
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15-12-2007, 13:18
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Re: Steal anything these days
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Who'd want a termite infested wooden leg?
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An anteater?
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15-12-2007, 13:42
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Re: Steal anything these days
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Originally Posted by Help!!!
Its true people do steal anything, A mate was saying how someone stole the lead from around his front door. Whats this country coming to.
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not only this country india as well, if you read the link
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