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Old 23-05-2007, 06:48   #1
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Old 23-05-2007, 07:00   #2
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Re: Virgin surprise!

imagine the horrendous noise in a female only world
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Yeah, and every shop would be a bloody shoe shop.
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Old 23-05-2007, 07:51   #4
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Re: Virgin surprise!

Who'd remove all those nasty spiders from the bath??
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Old 23-05-2007, 08:03   #5
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Re: Virgin surprise!

Or open the jars?
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Old 23-05-2007, 08:29   #6
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Re: Virgin surprise!

Or keep the damned car running ? You know.... that stuff the we have to put in it to make it work ...
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Old 23-05-2007, 08:45   #7
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Or keep the damned car running ? You know.... that stuff the we have to put in it to make it work ...
"Can I have a new dipstick? This one doesn't reach the oil any more"
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Or keep the damned car running ? You know.... that stuff the we have to put in it to make it work ...
or the PC, laptop, router, printer......
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or the PC, laptop, router, printer......
Don't be daft, they'll all just use typewriters, and shorthand will be the norm too
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Re: Virgin surprise!

Men are being eradicated, both through biology and society. Biology takes longer though. The Y-chromosome (which is what biologically defines a man) is faulty and is gradually getting weaker. Eventually it won't be able to sustain life and that's it - the feminists get their dream.
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Re: Virgin surprise!

Lets start the BMP party (British Male Party) to defend the Male way.
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Old 23-05-2007, 10:24   #12
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Men are being eradicated, both through biology and society. Biology takes longer though. The Y-chromosome (which is what biological defines a man) is faulty and is gradually getting weaker. Eventually it won't be able to sustain life and that's it - the feminists get their dream.
Only for chimpanzees, human males are doing ok, their y-chromosome genes (23 of them) are keeping copies of themselves in reverse order (palindomes), just in case . More
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I would prefer to join a lesbian party, there is a woman in me, wanting to come out
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