A horse walks into a bar...
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A horse walks into a bar...
Seriously 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/5403546.stm
Pickled onion huh - each to their own I suppose.
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03-10-2006, 18:44
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
Yeah, bet they're Geldin' Wonder & not Walkers though...
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03-10-2006, 18:46
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
'She is a proper lady', I'd hate to see the state of the rest of the regulars at closing time on a Saturday night then 
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03-10-2006, 18:49
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
Well, she is from Tyneside...
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03-10-2006, 18:49
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
They'll serve anybody these days! I wonder if they ID'd her?!
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03-10-2006, 18:57
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
But it's under age drinking. The horse is only 12 
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03-10-2006, 19:20
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
Joke. Horse walks into bar and asks for a pint of guinness, Landlord 'that will be £10.50 please shire (sp?). We don't get many horses in here'. Horse 'At £10.50 a pint, I'm not surprised'. Boom, Boom!!
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03-10-2006, 19:50
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
She's got a friend.
Yes?
Nice ass.
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03-10-2006, 20:40
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
She's better looking than most of the girls in my local 
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
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She's better looking than most of the girls in my local |
Same here 
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03-10-2006, 23:22
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
I wonder if the barman says "Why the long face?"
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04-10-2006, 09:05
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
A white horse goes into a pub and asks for a pint.
Barman: We sell a Whiskey named after you.
Horse: What, Trevor?
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04-10-2006, 10:07
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
Aww, how cute is that?
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04-10-2006, 10:52
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
I took my pet woodworm into a pub once.
He looked around & said "Is the bartender here?".
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04-10-2006, 10:56
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
Quote:
Originally Posted by XFS03
I took my pet woodworm into a pub once.
He looked around & said "Is the bartender here?"..
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---------- Post added at 10:56 ---------- Previous post was at 10:54 ----------
A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, I never thought the parrot would sell the place."
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Now for the post-modern ironic deconstruction.........
A polar bear, a giraffe, a horse, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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