Insults, North Korea style
15-08-2005, 10:46
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Insults, North Korea style
From this morning's Scotsman:
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FEW can denounce the "imperialist ogre" as well as the writers at North Korea's official news agency; so a Californian artist has created his own homage to their word power.
Pyongyang's official Korean Central News Agency, or KCNA, is the only regular source of the views of the government of Kim Jong-il, but there is no library to catalogue its pronouncements.
Geoff Davis, fighting boredom during a rainy San Francisco spring, decided to rectify the situation by building a website complete with a "random insult generator" in typical North Korean style.
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http://news.scotsman.com/internation...?id=1781572005
http://www.nk-news.net/index.php
And the random insult generator:
http://www.nk-news.net/extras/insult_generator.php
Which told me: " You extra-large human scum, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!"
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15-08-2005, 10:55
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You reckless running dog!
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15-08-2005, 11:00
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You sycophantic flunky? Top class
And as for this:
You politically illiterate flunkey, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!
What can you say to that 
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15-08-2005, 11:02
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You bellicose bloodsucker, we will thwart your frantic attempts to stifle us!
And i love you to.
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15-08-2005, 11:48
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
Oh this one is soo much funnier....
http://www.mob.net/~ted/insult.php3
Refresh the page for a new random set of psuedo-arabian insults , 25 at a time.
Here's a taster...
May a 1,000 beer drinking members of The Village People blow up duct tape with a flaccid-bomb made from sticky Depends Undergarments after having to amputate your decaying Uncle Fester.
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15-08-2005, 22:14
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You bellicose gangster, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!
Or for the arabic one...
May several withered eskimos masturbate their used dish water using only your fungus.
May one million lice infested accountants sing "Like a Virgin" to The Hamburgler in your dirty pillows.
May plenty of insane eskimos fight as freedom-fighters in the legendary Battle for crazy glue after waxing your under-appreciated tissue paper.
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16-08-2005, 09:58
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16-08-2005, 09:59
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
I'd reply can I have a fries with that
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16-08-2005, 10:02
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You sycophantic reactionary, you would be well advised to behave with discretion!
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16-08-2005, 11:22
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You loudmouthed human scum, you have glaringly revealed your true colours!
and from arabian one:
May 25,000,000 crispy Karls impale senators after consuming your crazy pet wooly mammoth.
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16-08-2005, 11:24
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You extra-large warmonger, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!
How DID they know?
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16-08-2005, 11:44
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Re: Insults, North Korea style
You black-hearted human scum, your accusation against the DPRK is no more than barking at the moon!
That site is excellent value ... have a look at some of the genuine press releases on there, like:
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Rice's Vituperation against DPRK Refuted Pyongyang, May 14 (KCNA) -- A spokesman for the DPRK Ministry of Foreign Affairs Saturday gave the following answer to a question put by KCNA as regards a string of vituperation let loose again by U.S. Secretary of State Rice against the DPRK: Rice in her appearance on CNN chat on May 12 let loose a spate of sophism that the DPRK violated the 1994 DPRK-U.S. Agreed Framework even before the ink of its signature to the agreement was dry, and asserted that its system is a "terrible regime" and it should be "reformed".
As far as the DPRK system is concerned, it is the true socialist system of Korean style which was chosen by the Korean people themselves and has been glorified by them. Its nature remains unchanged no matter how malignantly Rice defiles it.
Rice's reckless remarks self-exposed that her loudmouthed recognition of the "sovereign state" and the like were nothing but a ruse to conceal the U.S. attempt at "bringing down the regime" of the DPRK and mislead the public opinion.
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http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2005/200505/news05/16.htm#13
I had to look up ' vituperation' in a dictionary. 
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16-08-2005, 19:52
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