What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
03-08-2005, 13:27
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What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
Sod the bombs, the lack of control at immigration points, povery and teenage pregnancy..... Too much cleavage is where the trouble's at now! 
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03-08-2005, 13:28
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
In all fairness OB, it does cause a lot of blokes to stop looking where they're going - might stop a lot of tripping accidents 
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03-08-2005, 13:30
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
Oh well now that we know that all our problems are over 
Do they have nothing better to do with there time?
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03-08-2005, 13:46
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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I believe the EU parliament ran out of tea and were very bored one afternoon so decided to create some work for themselves.
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I think this comment says it all! And yet the MEP's still cannot understand why people think the EU is a waste of time/money. 
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03-08-2005, 14:00
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
America already have a department devoted to monitoring the amount of cleavage shown. It's called the FBI
Flimsy Bra Inspectorate 
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03-08-2005, 14:03
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
Still wont stop the
"get ya tits out for the lads"
On a Friday night.
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03-08-2005, 14:05
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
OB, perhaps you can demonstrate for the lads exactly how much cleavage should be show? 
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03-08-2005, 14:12
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
Another story to add to this list? http://europa.eu.int/comm/dgs/press_...s/index_en.htm
Remember its 'silly season' in the Press.
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03-08-2005, 14:18
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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OB, perhaps you can demonstrate for the lads exactly how much cleavage should be show? |
I actively do already... . I am blessed with more than ample cleavage, and I also work as a barmaid a couple of nights a week.
In fact, if this ridiculous suggestion comes in to affect me in anyway, I shall be exercising my 'human rights' to wear whatever I bloomin well want. Either that, or I'll claim compensation to buy some new roll neck sweaters - I think all the tops I have are at least a 'deep v' at least!
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03-08-2005, 14:18
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by andyl
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Notice that site doesn't mention "carrots are fruit"
But then, as the EU did actually decree it, it's not a false report in the press 
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03-08-2005, 14:19
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Saxodriver
Still wont stop the
"get ya tits out for the lads"
On a Friday night.
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Nor should it. All part of the wonderful culture that is Britain!
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03-08-2005, 14:33
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by orangebird
I actively do already... . I am blessed with more than ample cleavage, and I also work as a barmaid a couple of nights a week.
In fact, if this ridiculous suggestion comes in to affect me in anyway, I shall be exercising my 'human rights' to wear whatever I bloomin well want. Either that, or I'll claim compensation to buy some new roll neck sweaters - I think all the tops I have are at least a 'deep v' at least! |
She's not lying ya know! 
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03-08-2005, 19:01
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by andyl
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Now that's useful. It's amazing how many of the stories featured blame the EU or claim that "Europe are going to do this/ ban that/ enforce the other" but which turn out to be simply personal opinions, consultations or simple fabrications.
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03-08-2005, 21:22
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
It's easy to blame the EU.. The press tend to forget to mention the times when the law changes benefit us...
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03-08-2005, 21:37
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Re: What can your friendly EU Parliament do for you? :rolleyes:
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Right thats it.....................we want pics
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