School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
03-05-2005, 07:07
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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
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03-05-2005, 07:23
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
Better to be safe than saucy
omg did I just say that 
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03-05-2005, 09:12
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
OMG what an overreaction I bet they felt daft!!!! I bet that kid wont be eating buritios anymore!!!!
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03-05-2005, 09:57
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
Imagine the scene. A police officer shouts "YOU HAVE SNIPERS TRAINED ON YOU. PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SNACK FOOD AND PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD".
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03-05-2005, 09:59
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
I've tasted buritos that could kill.
They were wise to use caution
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03-05-2005, 12:13
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
It could have been a biological warfare device with all those spices and sauces...! 
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03-05-2005, 12:16
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03-05-2005, 12:23
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
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03-05-2005, 12:36
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
Must have been a Weapon of Arse Destruction.
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03-05-2005, 13:02
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
30inch...!!
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03-05-2005, 14:18
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
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Imagine the scene. A police officer shouts "YOU HAVE SNIPERS TRAINED ON YOU. PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SNACK FOOD AND PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD".
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I could've understood that, if it was a pot-noodle...they are just pure, unadulterated evil... 
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03-05-2005, 15:01
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
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Originally Posted by BBKing
Must have been a Weapon of Arse Destruction.
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Can we have this comment moved to the anal sex thread please 
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03-05-2005, 15:35
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
I wonder if they had been tipped off by Jamie Oliver?? 
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03-05-2005, 15:53
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
Only in America? Seems not. Make sure you don't go carrying a wrapped up chair leg with you in public. If you do then don't do a "WTF?" and turn round to face anyone who challenges you. In this case the outcome was tragic.....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3762922.stm
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04-05-2005, 19:07
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon
Did you know that the town referred to, Clovis, New Mexico, is where some of the oldest tools in North America, the well-known Clovis arrow and spear points, were originally found? I dunno if anybody ever got into trouble in those days bringing them into school.
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