Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
29-04-2005, 00:33
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Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
Where is he gonna hide with it
Guess you could say he scored a hole in one
Well he wasnt caught red handed but he may be caught with his pants down soon. 
Gotta feel for the staff though, while the crime is unusuall they must still have been very shocked
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29-04-2005, 04:52
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
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29-04-2005, 07:52
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
£190?Which cost the most?The lingerie or the doll?And did he get a puncture repair kit in case he nicked it with the knife?
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29-04-2005, 07:58
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
Erm isnt the world strange, he might be using the underwear to dress the doll 
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29-04-2005, 12:11
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
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£190?Which cost the most?The lingerie or the doll?And did he get a puncture repair kit in case he nicked it with the knife? |
You're obviously not familiar with the market...!
The one in the link below (Warning, contains, unsurprisingly, adult content!) costs almost $600!!
http://www.69adulttoys.com/toy_produ...Cat=3a&ref=650
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29-04-2005, 12:18
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
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$600??!!? Thats some level of inflation..........
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29-04-2005, 12:25
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$600??!!? Thats some level of inflation..........
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A load of hot air if you ask me.
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29-04-2005, 12:27
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
Please, let's not blow this up into another pun thread...
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29-04-2005, 12:46
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
The pressure is on now........
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29-04-2005, 12:52
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
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£190?Which cost the most?The lingerie or the doll?And did he get a puncture repair kit in case he nicked it with the knife?
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If not it will soon go down on him
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Erm isnt the world strange, he might be using the underwear to dress the doll |
Or maybe the underwear was quick thinking for his getaway disguise 
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Please, let's not blow this up into another pun thread...
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Now now! dont get the hump
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29-04-2005, 16:27
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I wonder if there's much of a market for the Big Joe doll? 
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29-04-2005, 16:32
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
Well, when a man gets the urge...
I personally wouldn't go anywhere near a blow up doll. Not that I have anything against them as such, I just don't think they look realistic (BTW I have only seen photos) and I don't fancy sh*gging a ballon (which, when all is said and done, is what they are).
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29-04-2005, 16:34
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
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... and I don't fancy sh*gging a ballon....
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Dunno, brings back nice memories of my space hopper as a child
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29-04-2005, 16:46
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Not that I have anything against them as such...
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I'd sincerely hope not, seeing as this is a family forum!
You dirty boy!
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29-04-2005, 17:01
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Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
This wouldn't be the man in question would it? 
Caught on camera......
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