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Old 17-02-2005, 09:34   #16
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Re: Gay Penguins...

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Hmmm. Not sure what the sarcasm is meant to imply. Anyways.... there's some homophobia briskly emerging on the George Michael thread if you want to get on down there.
[double Entendre alert...]
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I can't tell the difference between a male and a female penguin with all my human intellect......why should a penguin be able to with his titchy intellect...?

If the penguin has made his "choice" to be attracted to another male penguin, how do you explain the trying to hatch rocks then?

Believe me they are just stupid and full of testosterone...

Maybe they support Man United??
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Old 17-02-2005, 09:43   #17
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If the penguin has made his "choice" to be attracted to another male penguin, how do you explain the trying to hatch rocks then?
Aha!! It's good to see someone picked out the humour in my first post!!

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Maybe they support Man United??
You lost it at that point
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Old 17-02-2005, 09:46   #18
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Why did you automatically bring homophobia in to it? Why did you automatically bring 'people being eductated in to being gay/straight' in to it?

Why not assume there was a level of humour involved which you may have missed?
Could you elucidate on where the humour is?
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Penguins trying to hatch stones.

My (obviously poor) attempt at humour was to suggest that sex education for penguins was so bad that they were not told that eggs are for hatching.

Not stones.
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Penguins trying to hatch stones.

My (obviously poor) attempt at humour was to suggest that sex education for penguins was so bad that they were not told that eggs are for hatching.

Not stones.
Fair dos. I understand now and accept I misread your meaning for which I apologise (could you make it a bit more obvious and, well, funny, next time though!
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Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....
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Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....
I hear it does happen - occasionaly
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Watch it!!!!
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Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....
You're too busy trying to hatch that stone to be funny, aren't you ... oh



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Wont it be a little rock hard to hatch a rock, sure would take the biscuit and in different flavours depending on rock type.
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Absolutely - that's why they have to wispa!
There's a whole Galaxy of other penguins out there anyway.
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There's a whole Galaxy of other penguins out their anyway.
You flake

Maybe the males just think that the females are ugly

Anyway, if they were human, the males would be being praised for embracing their feminine sides, and practicising ante-natal techniques - I don't know why peopel are getting so aeroated by this
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People, let's keep this on topic please...

Actually, maybe the male penguins think the females are nuns. There is a certain resemblance..
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Re: Gay Penguins...

All this talk of chocholate just mars the conversation.


Anyway, homosexual behaviour is extremely common within the animal community.
Just look at bonobo chimps, or the giant octopus for examples, oh and human beings too, we're animals after all.
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