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Old 09-02-2005, 01:28   #1
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If you were an Alien visiting earth....

and they asked you what was the best thing about being human, what would your answer be?

Sex, Chocolate, Marijuana, Coffee, McDonalds, Lurve, Silicone, Electricity?

If you were put on the spot, what would you say?

DON'T FORGET. YOU are the alien. What would an alien think was the best thing about being human, after visiting.

Hope that makes sense.

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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

Well I'd have to find out what I have as an Alien that I also have as a Human I guess first.
But... I guess from coming down to earth, I'd probably comment on being able to have love and feelings, and friends, and be able to share a great time together.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:56   #3
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

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and they asked you what was the best thing about being human, what would your answer be?

Sex, Chocolate, Marijuana, Coffee, McDonalds, Lurve, Silicone, Electricity?

If you were put on the spot, what would you say?

DON'T FORGET. YOU are the alien. What would an alien think was the best thing about being human, after visiting.

Hope that makes sense.
being scizophrenic, I mean i would have to be to be both the alien visiting earth and the human on earth.

The question really makes no sense at all
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:47   #5
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love and lafter the two best emotions
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

Being an alien & not being human it would be hard to asnwer, however the best thing about being an alien would be that I could put my spaceship into reverse & zoom away from this hellish planet.

I'd be off to venus, I hear there are some rather loverly alien ladies there in need of thier tentacles fettling.
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

Knowing my luck the best thing about being human would be that I go well with salt and tomato ketchup.
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

Remind me again of the point to this thread?
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:49   #9
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

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Remind me again of the point to this thread?
Well mostly it was to find out what people thought aliens would come away with as far as impressions of humans and life on earth.

It appears to have befuddled some people. Didn't think it was that complicated. Still, there y'go.
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

Blinding ignorance? Ego? Assumption we must have the answers to everything?

Ohhh sorry, you asked for the best things...
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

*Wonders which news article this is related to*
*Wonders what Thorn was drinking last night to come up with this thread*

:shurg: if i was an alien i wouldn't come here. Simple really
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

The best thing about being human is the planet we are lucky enough to live on.
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If I was an alien, I'd be Superman - up, up and awaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

I am glad i'm not the only one with such revulsion for the human race generally.
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Re: If you were an Alien visiting earth....

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:shurg: if i was an alien i wouldn't come here. Simple really
I was on the 'Will we be here in a hundred years time?' thread, and my head, as it has a habit of doing, went off at a tangent for no apparent reason.
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