09-12-2004, 13:57
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Porkies revenge!!
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A 35-year-old man is recovering after he was crushed by a 200lb pig carcass at a slaughterhouse in Essex.
The accident happened on Wednesday morning at a meat plant on the Dengie Peninsular between the villages of Cock Clarks and Cold Norton near Chelmsford.
Paramedics found the man on the floor of a chiller cabinet with suspected back and chest injuries after the carcass fell on to his shoulders.
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That's gotta hurt 
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09-12-2004, 14:15
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
Hands up who thought this was a thread about a smutty teen coming-of-age movie?
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09-12-2004, 14:17
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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Originally Posted by Chris T
Hands up who thought this was a thread about a smutty teen coming-of-age movie?
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09-12-2004, 14:18
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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Is that what you call a Pork Scratching? 
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09-12-2004, 14:36
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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Originally Posted by Salu
Is that what you call a Pork Scratching? |
You swine! I was going to use that joke
Bet he squealed when it landed on him
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09-12-2004, 14:40
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
 Sheesh ... and Nug isn't even here yet...
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09-12-2004, 14:43
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
hit him on his shoulders eh? .. now thats what I call back gammon
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09-12-2004, 14:51
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
I think we've made a pigs ear of this thread
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09-12-2004, 15:01
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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I think we've made a pigs ear of this thread
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It doesn't help that most of us are ham-fisted
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09-12-2004, 15:24
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
Maybe we are ill, maybe we need some oinkment....
Ok, I really am sorry for that one.
Honest.
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09-12-2004, 15:31
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
Sow who cares?
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
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09-12-2004, 15:34
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
yeah I'm getting boared, now 
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09-12-2004, 15:39
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
If no-one objects, let's swined this thread down.
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
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09-12-2004, 15:39
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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Originally Posted by Chris T
Hands up who thought this was a thread about a smutty teen coming-of-age movie?
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As if I would use a misleading title to drag people into this thread 
I do hope you are all going to use up the good puns before Nugget arrives 
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09-12-2004, 15:48
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Re: Porkies revenge!!
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Originally Posted by Paul
As if I would use a misleading title to drag people into this thread
I do hope you are all going to use up the good puns before Nugget arrives |
He's still looking for his pen.
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