can anyone help

[artylee]

Hi
I am new to modern tec but have a old laptop that just runs way to slow iam disabled artist so i need a notepad that will hold lots of pics that has wires and broadband connections and runs programs iam used to e.g windows xp office/proffetional and micro soft word/execl ect and i wont something fast as i wont to send my time painting not having to sort out the laptop all the time
and i have bought you mag but i sell get baffeled with it all so basicily what would you recomend
all i know is that iwont
1.a prossor with the highset speed 3ghz or higher
2.ram 2000mg or much higher
3.cr rom writer and dvd
4.windows xp office/proffectional
5.micro soft word/excel ect
6. the best graphics
7.several usb ports
iam not bothered weather the battery has a long running life or how heavey it is just that it has to be portable because of my dissablity and where would the best place be to get it i hope you can help many many thanks
lee