Got this from another site I visit, though it summed the Sun up pretty well lol
Monday's
Sun in brief: Nice posh girl and diplomat's daughter Rebecca Loos has torrid affair with David Beckham and is then cruelly sacked.
Tuesday's
Sun in brief: Rebecca Loos is a nymphomaniac, drug-crazed, bisexual manipulator with absolutely no class. And don't the Beckhams look lovely...