are'nt our policemen wonderful
just motoring down the road doing about 28mph (honest),there they where the boys in blue in a traffic car,hid behind some railings near the subway on riseholme rd lincoln just opposite the lincoln imp public house.
so they have found another place where they can hide and catch speeding motorists with there little speed camera,oh i'm sorry that should be safety camera.
so in the interests of safety (the coppers words) if you are coming into lincoln along riseholme road please be safety aware and keep below 30 mph or you mighn't not see these wonderful boys in blue,before they nick you.
ah he must have been nicked i hear you say,but no i haven't like i said i was doing 28 mph.
what annoys me so, is that in lincoln over the last few weeks there has been four cases of sexual assault on young women,one of them raped.and where where our wonderful constabulary then, probably all at home watching heartbeat or reruns of the miners strike(you know the good old days when coppers could beat up people and get away with it).
i'm sure it makes my wife and daughter feel safe when they go out knowing that our wonderful nick berry lookalikes are out there looking after them.
sorry for the moan but it helps to get it of my chest.
ps david blunkett rules, oh no he doesn't lord justice woolf does.