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Old 12-03-2010, 00:56   #61
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

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Point to me any post anywhere else on CF where I have it in for this poster!
This thread speaks for itself.
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This thread speaks for itself.
Typical! You can't actually point to any other place that I have had it in for Welshchris because there isn't one.

In fact in the past I have intervened on his behalf..
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Old 12-03-2010, 01:00   #63
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No it doesn't... it was a funny thread.
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Old 12-03-2010, 01:13   #64
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

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Typical! You can't actually point to any other place that I have had it in for Welshchris because there isn't one.

In fact in the past I have intervened on his behalf..
Then intervene this time.

My remark was a generalisation on the CF Team and your comments in this thread appeared to me as being in the same vein.

Look, I don't want to make enemies among the CF Team. On this occasion I called it as I saw it and let's leave it at that.
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Then intervene this time.

My remark was a generalisation on the CF Team and your comments in this thread appeared to me as being in the same vein.

Look, I don't want to make enemies among the CF Team. On this occasion I called it as I saw it and let's leave it at that.
I have intervened because in my opinion that as a dyslexic sufferer he really should have had more courtesy than to poke fun at someone else who in all probability working in India is communicating in a language that is not his mother tongue.However I was not extracting the urine from him over it.

I'm off to bed now as I have to be up early tomorrow.
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

Everybody: At the risk of sounding like a stuck record..... If you have a problem with a post report it - I'm sick of seeing people bitching, whinging, and knocking lumps out of each other in threads.
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

Bored now...I thought it was funny WelshChris
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

it just goes to show the the impotence of proofreading
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

LoL how did I miss a thread of such awesomeness! I'm also a little perturbed that some people seem to view us as "forum tidying robots" but anyhoo
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LoL how did I miss a thread of such awesomeness! I'm also a little perturbed that some people seem to view us as "forum tidying robots" but anyhoo
I thought being one of the little people is much more fun. Look, that's me on the right there. I have to wonder who Darby O'Gill is tho?
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

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As a non-native speaker of English myself I'm all too aware of how difficult it is to become fluent in a second language
You're sure you don't mean "flatulent in a second language?"

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Also, I don't think there was much malice in the original post. The OP thought the rep error was very funny, which frankly, it is.
Yes, it was quite funny, until it became clear that WC may be happy to cry with laughter at someone else's less-than-perfect English, but he's really not up for having other people cry with laughter at his own efforts.

He made his joke, with some deliciously ironic slip-ups along the way, and got all prissy about it when someone else dared to point out the error of his ways. He could have said, "Yes, touché, very funny, ha ha!" and that would probably have been it. Instead ... well, here we are ...
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Re: Just been crying in laughter at India tech support

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A mate of mine in manchester has been having a few connection issues and rang tech support and was put through to India...

They tested his line and said there was problems on his upstream and my friend asked what kind of problems and he was told that he had "Upstream flatulance" LOL!.

He was told to make a note for when the tech came out that he has "Upstream Flatulance also"

I think its been a mistranslation somewhere that should be fluctuations but its made me weak with laughter...

I can see it now when the tech comes on Monday next week, "i think i have upstream flatulance, and the tech saying phaps its best u see a doctor? lol
Maybe the tech support agent thought your friend described his problem as upstream speed in **its and farts, not fits and starts

Hence the upstream flatulence
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