Thanks for er NOthing!!!

[Flip]

Door knocks..


Him: Hi I'm from ntl.


Me: Hello...have you come to fiddle with ma modem?


Him: Er no.


Me: K.

Him: I'm from ntl.

Me: K.

Him: (fiddles with nice tie)...do you have internet broadband....why are you laughing?

Me: Yes I do.

Him: ntl BB....why are you crying?

Me: Sorry.

Him: Soo you have ntl broadband....er 1mb? ...why are you trying to hang yourself?

Me: sorry just ma little joke...

Him: do you have ntl phone...?

Me: huhuh

Him: ntl tv?

Me: Yup...

Him: Full package?

Me: All except MUTV and some other er specialist channels...like PORNO...

Him: (blushes and fiddles with tie)...ummmm so you have ALL ntl?

Me: I'm afraid so....

Him: please sir get off your knees it wont help..

Me: K

Him: Would you like to reccommend anyone to ntl?

Me: Huh?

Him: They get free fitting...

Me: What do I get for reccommending them..apart from losing a couple of friends?

Him: er NOTHING...

Me: But sky give you loadsa vouchers..whatabout an ntl pen? Or badge, signed photo of JustanotherNoob or ANYTHING....

Him: Thankyou for your time sir...

Me: COME BACK don't run away.....


Muhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


(update my bb is pretty sound at the moment just dire between 6 and 10pm....time of clan matches...can't have it all I guess...nice to ping at 30 at 3am!!!!!)

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Originally Posted by Flip

(update my bb is pretty sound at the moment just dire between 6 and 10pm....time of clan matches...can't have it all I guess...nice to ping at 30 at 3am!!!!!)

yeah i noticed i get a ping of 20-30 at 3-5 am gives you a nice fuzzy feeling inside.